Okay, Cris and I went on a date last night, good times-we went to this little dive of a Mexican restaurant because everyone has told us how yummy it is. When we got there it was crowded (good sign) and it did smell good.
So, we get seated and then our waitress comes over and seriously, chucks our napkins and silverware on the table and didn't even look at us. It was hilarious, Cris gave me the funniest look, so I asked him if he broke up with her or something, she was orenery.
Then, this other waitress comes over and asks if we're ready to order, so I ask her if she likes the quesadillas, or this chicken salad thing, she recommends the salad, so I go with it....
You call that a salad!? It's a platter of shredded lettuce, I could make a better salad with my butt! 
I wanted to go to Smokey Mountain Pizza, but noooo, we went to the Mexican butt salad fiesta! We left without leaving a tip (we're jerks) and our waitress forgot to charge us for our drinks and we didn't even fess up to it. We just quickly left before the waitress could throw more silverware at us. Look at the determination on Cris's face as we left!
It was a crappy place, but it really was a fun date. Thank you honey, next time, let me choose.
Friday, May 30, 2008
Corona Village?....Corapa Village!
Posted by Nickie at 6:39 PM
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Mmmmmmmm crapalicious!
Sorry guys - we never go there when it's busy, but I totally know that grouchy waitress, we don't see her during the day. I've never tried the salads there either, it didn't look appetizing or really even edible.
And - I don't know that you would have had better luck at Smokey Mountain - last time we were there they only put half of the toppings that were supposed to be on our pizza and our waiter never came to our table after he brought our drinks so we left entirely before we even got our ticket.
That salad looks so.....hmm....well....interesting?
The shredded lettuce is actually kind of funny, I have never seen that?
Ok that is hilaroius! You are seriously making me laugh reading this post! Butt salad!
i love shredded lettuce, don't you? mmmm, shredalicious. oh i also love crude help! love it love it love it...
maybe all they can get in me-hee-co is shredded lettuce and rude waitresses, did you ever think of that white girl? ha ha!
just kidding, i think i have had better food/service from taco bell.
by the way, i believe it is called crap-ola village
So Yeah....Maybe when you guys come down here, we can go to Mountain Mikes Pizza and make a PIZZA with our Butts!! LOVE YOUSE GUYS!!
I just found you. Life looks good for you guys. What a cute family you have.
You gotta love crappy mexican food!!! We went to Subway the other night for dinner and they had ran out of bread. AWESOME!!!
Remind me not to eat salad at your house or any salad you make anywhere, or salad any of your relatives make or have made or will make in the future. In fact if you even say the word, "salad," I DON'T want to hear it. Tell Shirt not to say "salad" to me anytime soon as maybe she learned your nifty salad making trick from you. Maybe it's a family tradition. The visual image. My eyes burn.
I can't believe that salad--or whatever they have that's impersonating a salad.
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